Top 3 Guys I Attract
A couple days ago I joined a free dating site. A couple friends joined some, two different ones, out of curiosity and it's provided some fun stories. So I joined one out of curiosity and solidarity. Now, I realize this site's free, so anyone can join; since anyone can join, one will come across anyone. These are the top anyones that keep messaging me/showing interest in me on the site...and often in real life.
1) That guy. His main picture is one with him in the bathroom mirror using his smartphone to take a shirtless picture; Or he's leaning up against his car; or he's in his car (driving?) and apparently thought he looked good enough to take a seedy picture from bellow where I can see up his nose and count his chins. Also, he's never smiling. He won't, or possibly can't, use proper grammar and spelling in his 'about me' or messages to me and he doesn't seem to be a great/good conversationalist. Also, he'll address me as 'sexi (note the improper spelling) lady/ma/girl' or some other name that offends me. He seems more interested in portraying his idea of cool than showing who he is as a person.
2) The Nice-Awkward (but not the endearing kind) Guy. This one guy who 'favorited' me (which is creepy in and of itself) had his main pic, that was professionally taken, that looked like the kind that you take in grade school. He wasn't smiling, but he was looking intensely at the camera as he fake rested his head on his over-lapped hands. He tends to over think his initial message to me. He writes me a long message about how great I am, just based off my profile, and how he loves all the same things I love and how he's flattered that I'd even look at his profile/read all the way through his message. He seems desperate. Sometimes, he appears to have not so good hygiene.
3) The Old Guy. I have been told countless times that I look much younger than my age. Even still, I am consistently hit on by older men. Not just in their 30's older, but like old enough to be my dad or even grandfather old. What is the deal?! Is there a sign on my forehead that says hit on me if you're old? The signs lies. This one 40 year old, wrote me a message saying all the things we have in common...that doesn't cancel out that you're 16 years older than me. When I was almost 19 years old, this cafeteria guy (at my Univeristy) who was around 60 said (after he had looked me up and down several times) "Yea, you're too young for me; you're like, what, 19?" He then proceeded to hit on me. I felt/feel violated. Old guy, back off.
(yea, I took it there)
Of course everyone doesn't fit into just one mold, there are some people who hit on me that're a combination of two or more. Like the 37 year old 'thug' who greeted me as 'sexi li'l miss'. Just stop.
If you fit into one or more of these categories, you need not apply. I'm not interested.
1) That guy. His main picture is one with him in the bathroom mirror using his smartphone to take a shirtless picture; Or he's leaning up against his car; or he's in his car (driving?) and apparently thought he looked good enough to take a seedy picture from bellow where I can see up his nose and count his chins. Also, he's never smiling. He won't, or possibly can't, use proper grammar and spelling in his 'about me' or messages to me and he doesn't seem to be a great/good conversationalist. Also, he'll address me as 'sexi (note the improper spelling) lady/ma/girl' or some other name that offends me. He seems more interested in portraying his idea of cool than showing who he is as a person.
2) The Nice-Awkward (but not the endearing kind) Guy. This one guy who 'favorited' me (which is creepy in and of itself) had his main pic, that was professionally taken, that looked like the kind that you take in grade school. He wasn't smiling, but he was looking intensely at the camera as he fake rested his head on his over-lapped hands. He tends to over think his initial message to me. He writes me a long message about how great I am, just based off my profile, and how he loves all the same things I love and how he's flattered that I'd even look at his profile/read all the way through his message. He seems desperate. Sometimes, he appears to have not so good hygiene.
3) The Old Guy. I have been told countless times that I look much younger than my age. Even still, I am consistently hit on by older men. Not just in their 30's older, but like old enough to be my dad or even grandfather old. What is the deal?! Is there a sign on my forehead that says hit on me if you're old? The signs lies. This one 40 year old, wrote me a message saying all the things we have in common...that doesn't cancel out that you're 16 years older than me. When I was almost 19 years old, this cafeteria guy (at my Univeristy) who was around 60 said (after he had looked me up and down several times) "Yea, you're too young for me; you're like, what, 19?" He then proceeded to hit on me. I felt/feel violated. Old guy, back off.
Of course everyone doesn't fit into just one mold, there are some people who hit on me that're a combination of two or more. Like the 37 year old 'thug' who greeted me as 'sexi li'l miss'. Just stop.
If you fit into one or more of these categories, you need not apply. I'm not interested.
Awesome post. I used to attract the sweet and chubby cherubic guy who still lived at home with his mom "to help her out." Yeah. You make me smile.
ReplyDeleteI avoid the guys who have the shirtless pics - can't be a good sign of any depth, in my opinion. I need someone who can write a coherent sentence and utilize punctuation. Is that too much to ask? And the mullet? Just no!
ReplyDeleteMichelle! Who told them incorrect grammar attractive. It just makes you look uneducated. I had one guy in grad school wanting to get his Ph.D. misspelling stuff left and right. Is he a liar or is his grad school unaccredited?
ReplyDeleteShelley, I haven't had any of those yet, but it's probably coming.
ReplyDeleteBefore Jeff, I always attracted the really socially awkward weird guys. I am pretty sure Jeff was the first normal guy to actually like me. It's funny how they are so socially awkward yet they are the ones who ask every girl out-but that probably stems from the fact that they don;t pick up on the "don't ask me out" social cues.
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