(I typed 'the internet' into Google and this was one of the first images that came up, sooo...)
"So how has the job search been going, Coléa?" Well, thanks for asking! Not bad, I guess. I was just saying this weekend how I can't wait for all the applying I've been doing to finally reciprocate with some phone calls and emails; within the past two days I've gotten some emails (one from an airline and a couple from a music supply store) and a phone call (one of those screening, pre-interview kind). That's a little encouraging, but neither of those places/options are my first choice. We'll see. If you have any leads or money let me know, I will accept either and both.