Grown-Up Christmas List
Well, it's Christmas Eve's Eve, something I used to get excited about as a child. Now, I don't really feel any difference. I figure I might as well put a Christmas list out to the Internets. So here's my grown-up Christmas list that's pretty impossible.
1) Car. I already have one, but if someone would just make all the payments/pay the rest up front. I'll pay the insurance and the maintenance bills
2) An End to Genocide. It's an SNL sketch; but it's also pretty true. I'd like for people to stop killing other people, in every way possible. It's really unacceptable...seriously.
3) Full Time Job. I would like ONE full time job that I really enjoy and that has full benefits, instead of the multiple jobs that have no benefits that I don't even really like.
4) Benefits. I'd like to have an insurance company that actually pays for a simple doctor's visit. I'd like vision and dental as well. I'd like all of this for a price that I can actually afford.
5) Free Rent. Just for a year, until next Christmas when I ask for it again. I'll pay utilities.
1) Car. I already have one, but if someone would just make all the payments/pay the rest up front. I'll pay the insurance and the maintenance bills
2) An End to Genocide. It's an SNL sketch; but it's also pretty true. I'd like for people to stop killing other people, in every way possible. It's really unacceptable...seriously.
3) Full Time Job. I would like ONE full time job that I really enjoy and that has full benefits, instead of the multiple jobs that have no benefits that I don't even really like.
4) Benefits. I'd like to have an insurance company that actually pays for a simple doctor's visit. I'd like vision and dental as well. I'd like all of this for a price that I can actually afford.
5) Free Rent. Just for a year, until next Christmas when I ask for it again. I'll pay utilities.
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